LoK: How Korra Will Defeat Amon

FLASH-BENDING:
"A technique only used only in the most desperate of situations. In using this technique, one whips out their most private parts as a means of distracting their opponent. If used correctly, this move will render the opponent unfocused long enough for the user to deal a devastating blow to the crotch which will then render the enemy immobilized. But only temporarily. Once the enemy is down, you run. FREAKING RUN. Don’t even look back. JUST RUN B**** RUN.

Unless...you’re the Avatar who can afford to stand around and gloat at your success in subdueing the enemy. Why? Because you’re the motherf**king Avatar.
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“...Yeah...I...I don’t even know anymore people...””

You see what you did Nick and Bryke?
This is what happens when you don’t feed me my weekly dosage of Legend of Korra. Things get out of balanced and what do you get out of me?

That’s right. You get crack.
Legend of Korra crack.
This is by far the crackiest squiggle comic I’ve made thus far and y’know what...
I really regret nothing now.

But seriously despite the crackiness that is this squiggle, you have to admit there is some logical sense to what I’m implying in this comic. With my comic, I’m implying two things...

That if Korra was put in that situation, flash-bending is one of her strongest options that she can utilize to her advantage to distract Amon long enough to kick him where it hurts.

Lastly, Korra’s boobs are huge. No lie. They’re not Rangiku or Orihime over exaggerated size but... they’re not average sized either. It’s one of the things about her that you don’t intentionally mean to notice but at times you do find your eyes going in that direction
I mean Korra’s chest is so big, I sometimes wonder if they’re in 3D. Like everything else is normal 2D but just that part is 3D because it kinda draws you in at times.
They ARE HUGE. People let’s be honest here and I know you all must have thought this too (especially those people who put up the Korra rack appreciation gifs on Tumblr), compared to all the other chicks in the show, Korra has the biggest rack of them all.

I mean female Equatoids, yes.
Ikki and Jinora, of course.
Pema and Lin, surprising so O_o
And Asami...I’m not even gonna bother to voice that. I’m just gonna state that Mako is missing out and slowly ninja away. He traded down because Asami got nothing on Korra, at least in that department.

I mean Korra makes me question my own boobs at times. Like “...Shit, even a fictional character has a bigger rack than me. Now that’s seriously f**ked up.” *tearbends*

Lol. Just kidding folks, I love my boobies and if I had to, I would use them against an Equalist. You may laugh now, but one day, flash bending just might save your ass against a real life chi-blocker or worse, an asshole in a Vendetta mask ready to take your bending away.

_{Yeah right. Naga please}

Annnnyways, hope you all enjoyed my contribution to the “NO NEW LOK EPISODE” parade. Hope it put a smile on your faces. I know people were tearbending at that but look on the Brightside people, the new week is upon us and y’know what that means.

EPISODE 8 PREVIEWS 8D Shooda-WHOOP!

Can't wait to see what happens in episode 8.
I could just taste the Makorrasamilin drama that is possibly to come. Fufufu...


~Shade
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